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10.14.09

“As the cold washed over me like death wrappedin stale cheese curds, I grimaced at my nemesis and moved forward.
What had been called an insurmountable task,
I had accomplished… but to what end?
Bodies lay strewn in bloody heaps behind me,
and my life would never be the same again.
I had conquered the beast and changed the world,
but the world was no longer the same place of innocence it was when I started my quest, and my final task still lay before me.”

That sounds SO much more awesome than “Apple finally approved our first apps”, doesn’t it? But they did! You can now buy the WTF Random Insult Generator for iPhone to impress everyone in a 300 foot radius. Perhaps more if you use a megaphone.

We still await our fate on the Pickup Line Generator though. Le sigh.

On a similar note, the Pickup Line Generator and Insult Generator is available not only on the BlackBerry Storm (has been for a bit) but also ALMOST EVERY OTHER BLACKBERRY (Tour, Bold, Curve, Pearl and Pearl Flip)! Yes, I put that in all caps, because it is THAT cool. So cool, one might call it awesome than awesome, if it were grammatically correct.
Which it isn’t.

NEWS OF THE FUTURE!
(editor, please insert creepy music here, or possible some wavy lines like you see in Scooby Doo cartoons),
Gismosis is coming along nicely, and we will be putting info on that once it is in Apples loving hands. Another title tentatively called Gyre Cube will be in very soon as well,
but we have been keeping that a secret, so don’t tell anyone (shhhhh).

9.21.09

Back from Austin GDC!

We are back from the Austin GDC and getting ramped up for a busy Fall Season! We are working on bringing you updates and are excited to share you more news during this week.

9.04.09

Well we got a new office.

Ok technically it’s not a NEW office since the building is older than most of the people working there, but it’s new to us. We leased it from a strange masked man I met in a bar under a neon sign of a pirate. At first I thought it was Batman, but he didn’t have a ridiculously raspy voice. I think Batman only leases cave space anyway, and we didn’t want a cave, so it worked out.

It’s pretty cool overall. It has things you would hope all offices would have, and I took some pictures to show you the amazing awesomeness of the place.

Here is a picture of the front door to the office. Naturally it’s not a
picture of the front door to the entire building, because that would just be stupid. We haven’t put our company name in the plaque…thingie…. yet, but we will someday!

Another thing that we are really grateful for is modern amenities like electricity and lights. Here is a picture of some lights. They are pretty cool. Please note that we brought the clock though. It didn’t come with the place, though… this isn’t the penthouse suite! It’s battery powered as well, so even if we didn’t have electricity, it would still work. Which is pretty amazing unless the world ran out of AA batteries.

Actually I just realized something… we are on the top floor of the
building so technically it IS the penthouse suite. I am going to go demand a clock from the Masked Landlord

We also have desks for people to sit at. I mean, you can’t expect people to stand the entire time, evidently. You learn something every day, I guess. So we had to get desks. As you can see, this desk has some pretty amazing things like… speakers, and wire… and a blue bottle… and glasses that Elvis would totally wear.

Please note the awesome carpeting, too. It came with the place, if you can believe it!

And here is a note someone wrote on a whiteboard that is either a
reminder to write something about the new office space, in which case it says “Office Space Release”, or it says “Office Spree Rolwusc” which is something entirely different.

We bought the whiteboards. I think people should just invent a
whiteboard paint and save us the trip to
Office-Max-imum-Price-Markup-for-a- Four-Dollar- Item- Made- In- China. Seriously…. Why do these cost $40?

EDIT NOTE: Whiteboards can be used with MAGNETS as well, so they are multipurpose and totally worth the cost. I stand corrected.

I hope you enjoyed the amazing tour of our new studio! As we continue to add new things into it, we will be updating our site.

--The Man

7.29.09

We are rounding out the final assets for Codename "RIG". Soon it will be in Apple's loving embrance for a final blessing. Of course we will let you know when it is available. What kind of people to you think we are?

For our partnership with Brainfarm Entertainment; the project is rolling out very quickly and we will be able to share some concept art and screen shots over the next couple of weeks. Earlier if you behave.

Our latest project Codenamed "JP" has begun! Levels are being leveld, art being arted, code being coded. All of the wonderful development stuff is going on.

We may be able to slide in a project between RIG and JP. Lets call is "BWR" and I will let you figure out the pattern that I used to make THAT one up. Give you something to do until we give you more information.

The first person who figures it out and can explain it in an Email to info@warptheform.com will get a free copy. How does that sound?

6.29.09

Codename "RIG" us just around the corner for the iPhone! We would also like to announce that "RIG" will also be coming out fot the Blackberry Storm, just a few short weeks after the iPhone release.

Also we are happy to announce that we will be working with Brainfarm Entertainment on a side project, more information to come as we are just breaking ground on this venture.

Finally, adhearing to our busy schedule, we would like to let you know that we are on track to release our next project, Codenamed "JP" coming sometime with the next month, stay tuned for updates!

6.14.09

It's Offical! Warp The Form has launched from the icy tundra know as Minneapolis, Minnesota. We are a studio that focuses on development and publishing of mobile phone applications and games.

If you are a small developer looking to publish your apps or games (primarily iPhone and Blackberry) and wish to deal with a fair and professional publisher, we hope to hear from you. Also, if you have millions of dollars, feel free to contact us. We can help you spend it wisely. We promise.

Watch for our first apps and games coming soon!